tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71057726950175483002024-02-19T07:43:08.286-08:00Kawasan Ketawa GembiraTempatnya Ketawa GembiraCandra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-16685476383323273272011-08-06T20:24:00.000-07:002012-01-17T23:29:23.220-08:00Waspada Kue Khas LebaranHati-hati buat semua masyarakat Muslim di Indonesia...<br />
Ternyata, kue khas Lebaran seperti " Khing Giant " telah banyak beredar produk yang palsu..<br />
Saya salah satu korbannya, ketika saya berkunjung ke rumah teman saya..<br />
Saya mencoba Biskuit " Khing Giant " ketika saya buka ternyata isinya Opak dan Rengginang...Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-35333205379251133582011-08-01T20:49:00.000-07:002011-08-01T20:49:32.461-07:00Pencarian Bang Toyib1 Ramadhan diperkirakan akan tiba pada tanggal 1 Agustus 2011.<br />
Dihimbau kepada seluruh umat:<br />
"Jika menemukan Bang Toyib harap segera menyuruhnya pulang."<br />
Kasian istri dan Anak-anaknya di rumah.<br />
Sudah tidak pulang-pulang selama 4X puasa 3X Lebaran.<br />
Mohon bantuannya mencari beliau..<br />
Terima Gajih...Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-70412623304584835812011-05-17T22:48:00.000-07:002011-05-17T22:49:45.794-07:00"Sapi dan Ayam Curhat"Ayam : Pii, gw benci dah ama manusia :-@<br />
Sapi : Emank kenapa yam??!<br />
Ayam : Masa gw baru makan beras dikit aja udah diusir, ditendang, padahal ampir tiap hari mereka makan telor ama daging gw.! Sebeeeeelll dech :(<br />
Sapi : Emang lu doang yang benci!<br />
Ayam : Emank lu kenapa pii??<br />
Sapi : Bayangin yam,, lu tau kan ampir tiap hari susu gw dipencet-pencet. diremes-remes, dielus-elus, tapi ga pernah gw dinikahin! Saqiiittt bathin gw yam!! Emang dia pikir gw jablay apa!!Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-4823087625710031792011-04-26T22:20:00.000-07:002011-04-26T22:20:17.430-07:00Air MatamuJanganlah kamu teteskan air matamu untuk pacar atau orang yang kamu cintai..<br />
Teteskanlah air matamu untuk ibumu...<br />
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Sugan weh dibere duit atuh..Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-37081155969335258962011-04-17T23:44:00.000-07:002011-04-17T23:44:11.679-07:00Berita DukaTelah meninggalkan dunia sahabat kita di RS PMI tadi pagi pkl. 08.00 WIB.<br />
Jenazah sekarang disemayamkan di Rumah Duka..<br />
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Duka saha..<br />
Duka dimana..<br />
Duka bener..<br />
Duka heureuy...<br />
Pokona mah Duka Teuing atuh...<br />
Cak cak meureun nu maot..Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-8755673550188283232011-04-17T23:40:00.000-07:002011-04-17T23:40:30.328-07:00Ingatlah!Jangan katakan cinta lewat sms, karena sms bisa dihapus..<br />
Jangan katakan cinta lewat bunga, karena bunga bisa layu..<br />
Jangan katakan cinta lewat kertas, karena kertas bisa dibuang..<br />
Jangan katakan cinta lewat Ciuman, karena ciuman Dosa..<br />
Jangan katakan cinta lewat mulut, karena mulut bisa bohong..<br />
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Tapi, katakan Cinta Lewat "MIE SEDAP"....<br />
Karena soal rasa...<br />
Lidah ga bisa bohong...Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-68759244364971919882011-04-13T00:03:00.000-07:002011-04-13T00:03:31.006-07:00Hubungi PLNJika hatimu merasa gelap, BERSUJUDLAH...<br />
Jika hatimu masih merasa gelap, SHALATLAH....<br />
Jika sudah shalat merasa gelap juga, BERDOALAH....<br />
Jika masih tetep gelap...........<br />
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Hubungi PLN terdekat...Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-1695049619392679382011-04-09T01:21:00.000-07:002011-04-09T01:22:03.162-07:00Waspada!!!!Uang palsu telah beredar dimana-mana..<br />
Sebarkan tips ini untuk mencegah penipuan...<br />
Tips mengecek keaslian uang:<br />
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-UangRp. 1.000,00<br />
Lipat menjadi 4 bagian, tekan kuat-kuat, terus buka lipatannya!<br />
Jika pedang Pattimura bengkok berarti palsu...<br />
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-Uang Rp. 5.000,00<br />
Ambil sisir, lalu gesekan pada uang!<br />
Jika jenggot Imam Bonjol rontok berarti palsu..<br />
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-Uang Rp. 10, 20, 50, dan 100.000,00<br />
Letakkan didepan rumah!<br />
Jika hilang berarti asli......<br />
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Selamat Mencoba!Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-25215109822373381242011-04-09T01:14:00.000-07:002011-04-09T01:22:44.437-07:00Ada 9 hal yang aku suka dari kamu:<ol><li>Keren</li>
<li>Asyik</li>
<li>Manis</li>
<li>Pinter</li>
<li>Rajin</li>
<li>Egois</li>
<li>Tampan</li>
<li>Lucu</li>
<li>Unik</li>
</ol>Kalo disingakt, jadi:<br />
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KAMPRET LU!!!Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-40505168503579184272011-04-09T01:11:00.000-07:002011-04-09T01:22:42.111-07:00Spesial Buat My FriendsWalau hati lu berduri seperti duren n wajah lu gak KEREN + mirip PENGAMEN, kita tetep PREND..<br />
Biar pun orang ngomong tentang lu yang jelek-jelek, kita tetep PREND..<br />
Ibarat gue MOBIL nya, lu RODA nya..<br />
Gue DUIT nya, lu DOMPET nya...<br />
Kalo gue jadi DUIT LIMA RATUSAN, lu pasti jadi MONYET di gambarnya...<br />
Gak boleh marah lho, inget kita kan PREND...Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-64938936610407653872011-03-26T19:20:00.000-07:002011-03-26T19:20:19.648-07:00Ke PuncakTemen-temen....!!!!<br />
Hari Minggu mau ke Puncak ga?<br />
Pake mobil sodara saya..<br />
Biayanya murah ko, cuma Rp.20.000,00 udah termasuk ongkos villa + makan..<br />
Serius nih. tapi...<br />
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Supirnya buta mau gak?Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-70630669787507188472011-03-22T20:03:00.000-07:002011-03-22T20:03:10.944-07:00Seikat KangkungSeikat Rindu hadirkan Muzizat,<br />
Seikat Cinta hadirkan Keindahan,<br />
Seikat Sayang hadirkan kemesraan,<br />
Sikat Kangkung ..<br />
Murah lo cuma Rp.500, Ayo Dipilih....Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-56373217322719844052011-03-19T18:17:00.000-07:002011-03-19T18:18:34.772-07:00Macam-macam Pedagang1. Pedagang yang selalu BOHONG adalah tukang roti,bilangya roti tawar tapi ga bisa ditawar..<br />
2. Pedagang paling ANEH tuh tukang gas, udah tau jalanan menurun masih aja bilang GAS GAS bukan REM<br />
REM...<br />
3. Pedagang yang ga ada kerjaan tuh tukang NASI GORENG, nasi udah mateng masih aja digoreng...<br />
4. Pedagang yang tak kenal kata menyesal ya tukang bubur, masa nasi sudah jadi bubur masih aja dijual...Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-26126000662041722382011-03-18T22:46:00.000-07:002011-03-18T22:46:02.576-07:00Hewan Punya FacebookKalo hewan punya Facebook kira-kira statusnya apa aja ya?<br />
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Kecoa : Baru aja selamat dari injekan maut, yeah...!!!<br />
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Sapi: Aku diraba-raba lagi oleh majikanku...<br />
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Ayam : Temen-temen.... kalo besok gw ga update... berarti gw udah digoreng... I Luv U all..... T.T<br />
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Cumi-cumi : Abis isi ulang tinta nich..<br />
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Babi : Gw kemaren difitnah nyebarin flu, Sialan!!<br />
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Kambing : Jangan keluar rumah friends!! Lagi Idul Adha...<br />
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O, iya ,, Koq monyetnya ga ada ya.. Ouhh .. Lagi baca status temen-temennya....Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-52117727220146883292011-03-09T19:45:00.001-08:002011-03-22T20:09:41.567-07:00Ketawa ala SundaAlhmdllh urg ayna toz lebet kana sasih Rabiul Akhir..<br />
Dna sasih ieu aya 5 larangn nu teu kenging d.lkukeun, upami d.langgar YAKIN bakal MENANG CILAKA, tah ieu 5 larangn nu d.mksud :<br />
1. Mandi junub ku cai <br />
nu ngagolak.<br />
2. Mtong buuk ku ragaji mesin.<br />
3. Wudhu ku kawah gunung merapi.<br />
4. Mtongan kuku make kampak. <br />
5. Nyundut ptasan dina irung mitoha.<br />
Mdah2n ppeling ieu sing mnfaat keur urg srerea, amin.....!!!<br />
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Terjemahan:<br />
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Alhamdulillah kita telah memasuki bulan Rabiul Akhir..<br />
Di bulan ini, ada 5 larangan yang ga boleh dilakukan..<br />
Kalo dilanggar pasti bakal dapet CELAKA..<br />
Berikut 5 larangan yang dimaksud:<br />
1. Mandi Junub (Mandi Besar) pake air yang menggolak.<br />
2. Mencukur rambut pake gergaji mesin.<br />
3. Wudhu pake kawah gunung merapi.<br />
4. Mmotong kuku pake kampak.<br />
5. Nyalain petasan di lubang idung mertua.<br />
Mudah-mudahan info-info ini brmanfaat buat kita semua, Amien..!!Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-24830438243990185082011-02-26T22:20:00.001-08:002011-02-26T22:20:37.248-08:00PemberitahuanTutUp dosa LOe dgN amal Loe <br />
TutUp ksalahaN Loe dgN kbNaraN Loe<br />
Tu2p s!fat jlka L0e dgN kbaikaN LOe<br />
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Tutup paNci UraNg leNg!t..,, kUsaha ! Nya ...???,,Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-74100408215274440022011-02-26T22:19:00.001-08:002011-02-26T22:19:27.220-08:00Numpang NYanyi Ya...PeRMisi..<br />
Saya m0 nUmPang nYnyi..!!<br />
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Saya akN mNyAnyikn Lgu "JUDI",,<br />
tP brhbUng paRa pNjudi'a d'tan9kp PoLizi..<br />
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Saya akN mNyaNyikn Lgu "MABUK JANDA",,<br />
tP brhbUng JaNda'a sUdh kaWin..<br />
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sya akn mnYnyikn Lgu "DEMI WAKTU",,<br />
tP brhbung wktu'a udh abIz<br />
Jd,,<br />
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WasSaLaMuaLaikUm wR. Wb.<br />
Hehehe.Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-15764399660550244152011-02-26T22:18:00.002-08:002011-02-26T22:18:50.212-08:00PENGUMUMAN!Dicari:<br />
Lulusan SMP/SMA/D3/S1 semua jurusan.<br />
Gaji 3 jt/bln<br />
Uang makan 20rb/hr<br />
Asuransi 50 jt/thn.<br />
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Posisi Kerja:<br />
Ngeleketek MAYIT nepi ka nyengir.. HhahaCandra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-48081570086217456892011-02-26T22:18:00.000-08:002011-02-26T22:18:22.456-08:00Peracakapan Kake dan cucuKake : ''anak sekolah sekarang mah pada manja jarak 1 km ke sekolah saja pake motor. Dulu kakek jarak 10 km jalan kaki, liat ni hasilnya! Liat!''<br />
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Cucu : "hasilnya apa kek?"<br />
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Kakek : "lumpuh!!!"Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-18532701987125988802011-02-26T22:16:00.001-08:002011-02-26T22:16:53.915-08:00Sebuah KisahKISAH NYATA.<br />
smga stelah mndngar crta ini kita smua trtegur hatinya disertai mmprbaiki akhlak.amin..<br />
Dibojong da seorg pmuda yg mninggal dunia.dipandangan masyrkt dia dkenal pmuda nkal sllu brbuat mksiat akn ttpi stlah dkuburkan pda sore harinya, seseorg mndngar suara org mngaji dr dlm kubur pmuda tsb.<br />
Warga pun trkjut seakn tdk prcya dgn keanehan ini.<br />
Karna suara itu sllu trdngar dr dlm kuburnya apabla hmpir mgrb dan subuh.<br />
Ats kspakatan msyrkat,dibongkarlah kuburan pmuda itu.<br />
Stlah dbongkar TERNYATA HP ESIA HIDAYAH tukang gali kubur trtinggal didlmnya. Hahahahah serius banget baca nya.Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-12453359630679575272011-02-26T22:15:00.001-08:002011-02-26T22:15:48.604-08:00PercakapanX : kamana yeuh , isuk isuk nggeus bareng jeung monyet ?<br />
Y : saha anu bareng jeung monyet , da kuring mah bareng jeung anak embe ?<br />
X : saha deui nu nanya ka maneh ? da kuring mah nanya ka anak embe ?Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-2667370450771965712011-02-26T18:20:00.000-08:002011-02-26T18:20:11.634-08:007 gambar terpilih ala OVJ<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5uQJLuTdRcxH7QIxxuwk5IdtsRTrE0fszPMTvxmPUBfpzAEKWa-cHYLhyijy5VvbCT2xTdOHd9TPCnaZLlH502lvS12T_ASuGGeLUiQMPIfp98ivo_tXe1Cw3ebnBF9xUKYHAsLCz5g_Z/s1600/a1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5uQJLuTdRcxH7QIxxuwk5IdtsRTrE0fszPMTvxmPUBfpzAEKWa-cHYLhyijy5VvbCT2xTdOHd9TPCnaZLlH502lvS12T_ASuGGeLUiQMPIfp98ivo_tXe1Cw3ebnBF9xUKYHAsLCz5g_Z/s1600/a1.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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Dimana Para perwakilan dari Negara Amerika, China dan Indonesia sedang naik pesawat Hercules untuk membagikan rejeki dari atas ke bawah kepada masyarakat miskin….<br />
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Perwakilan dari Amerika melemparkan emas dari atas helikopter ke bawah…<br />
Wartawan : Mengapa Bapak melempar emas?? Kan emas itu mahal…<br />
Amerika : Karena di Negara saya banyak tambang emas..<br />
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Kemudian dari China melemparkan kain sutra dari atas helikopter ke bawah… Wartawan : Mengapa Bapak melempar kain sutra? Padahal itu merupakan barang yang bagus dan mahal….<br />
China : Karena di Negara saya banyak memproduksi kain sutra…<br />
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Tiba<br />
giliran Indonesia melempar, dia kebingungan karena tidak mempersiapkan<br />
apa2 dan dompetnya saja ketinggalan.<br />
Tanpa pikir panjang, Indonesia<br />
melempar China ke bawah….<br />
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Wartawan : Mengapa Bapak melempar orang tersebut ke bawah???<br />
Dengan polosnya Indonesia mengatakan :Karena di Negara saya banyak orang China…Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7105772695017548300.post-79495829844423185252011-02-26T18:06:00.003-08:002011-02-26T18:06:31.234-08:00Kentut<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" data-ft="{"type":"name"}"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message">Kuterpana memandang dirimu, nafasku pun berhenti, jantungku berdegup keras... Benarkah semua yang kurasakan ini? Kuberanikan diri bertanya padamu...<br />
Kau kentut ya?</span></h3>Candra Pratamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18105537064781204326noreply@blogger.com0